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Corporate Condolences™

Send praise, not calendar invites. Polite. Professional. Or petty? Because sometimes synergies need sarcasm.

For coworkers, bosses, or that client who still thinks “reply all” is a personality trait. Perfect for office snark, team morale, or passive-aggressive professionalism. 

“You bring the same energy to meetings that decaf brings to coffee.”

“Let’s circle back… to how amazing you are.”

“Per my last email, you’re doing great.”

“You’re the human version of an Outlook reminder — persistent and impossible to ignore.”

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